May 2012
84 posts
It's not just a spare, it's a privilege.
Me: To whom it may concern (Steven Luu), I am writing to inform you that I, (Miss Sarah Chua) have a coincidental spare due to unforeseen circumstances regarding my Further Mathematics teacher (Ms Kinnane) that coincides with your spare. Not only once, but twice, on Wednesday the 30th of May period 3, and Thursday the 31st of May period 3. What of it. Upon your strict request as of after school today, – Tuesday the 29th of May – I am seeking your honourable permission to be present in your humble abode - that is the Balwyn High School library - during your spare, which is also my spare. It will be of great gratitude that you do in fact grant me this utter privilege. If so, I would appreciate you to present one of the seven experimental ethics of Psychology, which is a written informed consent authorising your permission. Yours sincerely, Sarah Chua.
Steven: To Miss Sarah Chua, I Steven Luu, hereby give Sarah Chua permission to attend my spare. In which she must follow what I do IN MY SPARE!, not her own! (OKAY SARAH!??) She mustn’t distract me of my work or this permission form allows for, Steven Luu to hit her on her head. Sarah must wait for Steven at his locker after recess or else. If this isn’t met, Steven is allowed to chuck paper balls at Sarah! If you disapprove of anything please contact me at 8888 8888 888. If you agree upon all of these conditions you are pleasantly allowed to join me in my wonderful spare, full of laughter and joy! From: Steven the awesome!
Ugh three weeks till midyears ==”
